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  • Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
    Student: Father-in-Law!


  • Girl announced her engagement to her father.
    Father: Does this fellow has any money?
    Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!


  • Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.


  • True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!


  • Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!


  • U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!


  • Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
    Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?


 
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Tickle your funny bone


1.World's shortest resignation letter……

Respected Sir,

I love your wife.

Yours sincerely,


2.Teacher : Raju, can you make a
sentence with 'I' ?

Raju : Yes, Ma'm.

I is……….

Teacher : Oh no Raju! Whenever you
start a sentence with I
you should say..”I am”.

Raju : Ok Ma'm.

I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.

3. What is 143 ??
I Love U..
No
I Hate U..
No
I Miss U..
No
I Wish U..
No
143 Means:
One Hundred & Forty Three..
Math's Pe Dheyan Do.. :-)

 

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Unique laughter session...

Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
.
.
.
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

Santa and his wife in office

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal Laajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.


If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth.

A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.

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